buttchunks:

A living legend.

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 
ddarkahn:

This seriously happened live today on a news program in Brazil

refreshes:

plans for the summer;

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fxkinq:

bedazzled-seahorse:

ahmoses:

pax-caelestis:

i think this is my fav
i think this is also my 4th time reblogging it

best post ever

reblog every time

i used this quote in my english essay and got bonus points holla @ me